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'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

"Sometimes, the fight for little sister equality must take interesting turns."

Concentrated Orange Juice

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"#notguilty."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"The trees are laughing at us."

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Yawning barristers in court

Tennis ball girl.

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'He's all eyes!'

'He started it!'

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

Justice

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

"We, the jury, find the defendant."

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice