Jelly Jester T-Shirts

Wordilly Durdillies - Jelly makes a good guard dog because...

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"The trees are laughing at us."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"#notguilty."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Yawning barristers in court

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Tennis ball girl.

Crow and fox

Clown Wedding with Rake

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

'He started it!'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice