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'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

'It must be a milkfish.'

Pumping up wig in blender.

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

Jellyfish at home

Looking for a cool cat.

"Sometimes, the fight for little sister equality must take interesting turns."

Ear,nose and throat clinic.

"I let my head rule my emotions. Mainly because that's where I keep my gonads."

"Fancy a liquid lunch?"

"I believe you misread the ad. We're looking for someone jolly."

The Apis Dance Studio

"It's not a Portuguese man-of-war. It's a breakfast crêpe."

I added some jellyfish to get that authentic ocean feel.

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

'Every time I catch something in tendrils, it tickles!'

The Portuguese Balloon O' War.

No kidding Frank, she had legs from here to about thirty fathoms!"

"Have you ever done this Before?"

Wordilly Durdillies - Jelly makes a good guard dog because...

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

"Your 'Low On Ink' light is lit."