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'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Batman O' War

Pie chart of pub conversations

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'It must be a milkfish.'

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

Pumping up wig in blender.

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

"Fancy a liquid lunch?"

"I let my head rule my emotions. Mainly because that's where I keep my gonads."

"Sometimes, the fight for little sister equality must take interesting turns."

"I believe you misread the ad. We're looking for someone jolly."

Looking for a cool cat.

Jellyfish at home

Ear,nose and throat clinic.

The Apis Dance Studio

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

Look, Mom! He dropped this! He must be just like me, always coming home with just one mitten!

"It's not a Portuguese man-of-war. It's a breakfast crêpe."

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Jello in the diving pool.

I added some jellyfish to get that authentic ocean feel.

'Every time I catch something in tendrils, it tickles!'

No, that one's not my hand, either.

Wordilly Durdillies - Jelly makes a good guard dog because...

The Portuguese Balloon O' War.

I'm beginning to wonder if Bob really is a Man O' War ….

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

No kidding Frank, she had legs from here to about thirty fathoms!"

"Have you ever done this Before?"