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The Portuguese Balloon O' War.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Sea Horse outside saloon

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

Jelly Fish

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

"I let my head rule my emotions. Mainly because that's where I keep my gonads."

"Fancy a liquid lunch?"

Ear,nose and throat clinic.

Jellyfish at home

"I believe you misread the ad. We're looking for someone jolly."

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

"My mother wants to know if she can borrow a cup of jelly beans!"

I added some jellyfish to get that authentic ocean feel.

Tuna funerals.