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"It's not a Portuguese man-of-war. It's a breakfast crêpe."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Jelly I.V.

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

People are a lot like jelly beans...Soft and chewy!

Jelly Fish

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

'Niche market'

Clown eating jelly beans.

Jellyfish at home

Ear,nose and throat clinic.

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

"I believe you misread the ad. We're looking for someone jolly."

Deli/Antiques: Got Shrimp? Got Gout?

Karate club.

"I let my head rule my emotions. Mainly because that's where I keep my gonads."

"Fancy a liquid lunch?"

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."