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Ear,nose and throat clinic.

'I caught five jellyfish today...Five different flavours.'

Jellyfish at home

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

Batman O' War

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Jelly I.V.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

People are a lot like jelly beans...Soft and chewy!

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

Jelly Fish

'Gee, honey, I love this Kentucky jelly.'

Clown eating jelly beans.

'Niche market'

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."

Where Jelly Beans Come From...

"I let my head rule my emotions. Mainly because that's where I keep my gonads."

Karate club.

"I believe you misread the ad. We're looking for someone jolly."

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

"Fancy a liquid lunch?"

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."