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Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish snorkling above water.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Preschool of Fish

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'Guess who netted it.'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Carp, per diem.

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."