Jellyfish Fanatic Gifts

I'm beginning to wonder if Bob really is a Man O' War ….

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Fish snorkling above water.

A Preschool of Fish

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Kids with Fish Balloons

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Guess who netted it.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

Batman O' War

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Origins Of Evolution

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Carp, per diem.

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."