Jellyfish Admirer Gifts

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

"Fancy a liquid lunch?"

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"She's just being Koi."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Mermaid Art

Shark infested custard!

Jelly I.V.

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

'I love all of your brothers and sisters, but you're my favorite.'

Evolved to Ski.

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

Discovery.

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

"We're getting along swimmingly!"

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

"You just had to swipe at that fish."

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Niche market'

'I am sitting still.'

'Is that exotic, or just weird?'

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."