Jellyfish Enthusiasts Gifts

Ear,nose and throat clinic.

'I caught five jellyfish today...Five different flavours.'

Jellyfish at home

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Jelly I.V.

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

Jelly Fish

People are a lot like jelly beans...Soft and chewy!

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

'Niche market'

Clown eating jelly beans.

Karate club.

"Fancy a liquid lunch?"

"I let my head rule my emotions. Mainly because that's where I keep my gonads."

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

"I believe you misread the ad. We're looking for someone jolly."

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."