Jellyfish Fan Gifts

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"I believe you misread the ad. We're looking for someone jolly."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

I told you we were late!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Batman O' War

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Fresh fish

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

Fish mobsters.

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

"You have sewage between your teeth."

being watched over his shoulder

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

Celebrate National Submarine Day.