Jelly Fan Gifts

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Jelly I.V.

Lunch Meet

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

Football party

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

My doctor recommended exercise to slim down and orange juice for the vitamins. A weight and C approach!

'Now, that's entertainment!'

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

Jelly Fish

"He does everything one could expect of a parakeet and more."

Octopus Juggling Balls

'Gee, honey, I love this Kentucky jelly.'

'Niche market'

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

"Lay off the jelly beans."

"I believe you misread the ad. We're looking for someone jolly."