Jelly Fanatic Gifts

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Jelly Fish

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'Needs salt!'

Harsh Mellows.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Swing dancers.

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Jelly I.V.

Funky Chef 2

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

A menu with risks and benefits

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Ice Cream Flavors

"I mean it this time Brian, it's either me or the jazz!"

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

Ice cream makers.

Diet Sugar House.