Jelly Bean Fanatic Gifts

"My mother wants to know if she can borrow a cup of jelly beans!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Jelly I.V.

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

Jelly Fish

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

People are a lot like jelly beans...Soft and chewy!

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

Clown eating jelly beans.

'Niche market'

'Gee, honey, I love this Kentucky jelly.'

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."

Karate club.

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

"Lay off the jelly beans."

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."

Where Jelly Beans Come From...

"I believe you misread the ad. We're looking for someone jolly."

Chicken eating jelly beans and laying multi-coloured eggs.

Rabbit eating jelly beans and doing multi-coloured farts.

If I have to "wake up and smell the coffee" one more time, I feel I shall go mad. Would you like to smell my cereal?

'Are you licking me or the jam on my face?'

So, what's the secret ingredient to your famous 'Cow Pie' jelly?

Scientists explain cyclotron.

"Yum! This jelly bean is worm flavored!"