Jelly Bean Aficionado Gifts

Chicken eating jelly beans and laying multi-coloured eggs.

'Given the downward slope of our demand curve...order more jelly beans.'

Clown eating jelly beans.

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Yum! This jelly bean is worm flavored!"

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

Jelly I.V.

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Can I get you another coffee?

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

Middle Distance Runners

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'The End Justifies The Beans.

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"