Jelly Bean Enthusiast Gifts

Rabbit eating jelly beans and doing multi-coloured farts.

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Scientists explain cyclotron.

'Okay,laugh - but I bet my jelly beans will grow as good as your green beans.'

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

'Mom, as an environmentally aware teenager, I don't eat meat anymore. From now on, I'll eat green jelly beans only.'

People are a lot like jelly beans...Soft and chewy!

"I'm not really sure jelly beans cure anything."

"Having all the chocolate in the world won't make you happy. You need jelly beans and marshmallows chicks, too."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

Jelly I.V.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

Middle Distance Runners

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

Before the Salivating Dogs

"No, I didn't plant a magic bean. I genetically manipulated the seed."

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

'The End Justifies The Beans.

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'