Juice Fanatic Gifts

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'I could have had a V-8!'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'I could have had a V-8!'

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

Diet Sugar House.

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!