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Bar Bar

"I'm cutting you off, pal. You've had enough Snapple."

A Good Batch.

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

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Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"I'm addicted to water."

"Brian's considering the optics."

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'I could have had a V-8!'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"Right now we're at a budget impasse. I maintain that you provide an essential service, and my wife feels that you do not."

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."