Juice Aficionado Gifts

'I'm all for diversity. In fact, some of my best friends contain pulp.'

"From now on, let's just call it orange juice."

New grapefruit safety standard.

'Oh, dude. That is just NASTY. Did you juice your cell phone?'

Lactose Intolerant

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Join me in a Martini?

You're the botanicals in my gin

Flying sauces.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"You call this ice?"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

Source of Information

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

Roller Coasters

'I could have had a V-8!'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.