Juice Enthusiasts Gifts

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Jelly I.V.

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

'I could have had a V-8!'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

The Corkscrew Thrower

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

'I'm hoping to marry someone like my mom. Someone who will greet me at the door with a cold juice box.'

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"