Juice Fans Gifts

My doctor recommended exercise to slim down and orange juice for the vitamins. A weight and C approach!

The Alpha Seltzer

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

Making healthy eating bearable.

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I could have had a V-8!'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Wishing Well

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

'Juiceboxes!'

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

"Did you hear? The new apples are out today!"

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

Yes, mom, I'm sure his mom brought the post-fight juice boxes.

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

A tiny donkey with coffee, juice and pastries is at the door! Ah, the breakfast "burrito"!

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'Guess what Stella brought over today? Did you even know half the fruit with you in that bowl?'

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

Later in life he moved to Florida and retired to what is now known as Frankenstein's Condo.

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

"I believe you misread the ad. We're looking for someone jolly."