Jelly Fans Gifts

'Phew! My legs are starting to feel like jelly...'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

Lunch Meet

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Jelly I.V.

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'She is being impossible again.'

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

Jelly Fish

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

My doctor recommended exercise to slim down and orange juice for the vitamins. A weight and C approach!

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

'Niche market'

'Gee, honey, I love this Kentucky jelly.'

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

Jellyfish at home

"Lay off the jelly beans."

"I believe you misread the ad. We're looking for someone jolly."

Ear,nose and throat clinic.

Where Jelly Beans Come From...

Karate club.

"My mother wants to know if she can borrow a cup of jelly beans!"

"It's not a Portuguese man-of-war. It's a breakfast crêpe."

'Are you licking me or the jam on my face?'

The Pied Piper

So, what's the secret ingredient to your famous 'Cow Pie' jelly?

'Every time I catch something in tendrils, it tickles!'

"It's jelly right now, but I've just started a full regimen of core exercises.

I'm beginning to wonder if Bob really is a Man O' War ….