Jelly Fans Gifts

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Lunch Meet

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Jelly I.V.

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'She is being impossible again.'

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

Jelly Fish

'Niche market'

"I believe you misread the ad. We're looking for someone jolly."

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

Karate club.

Jellyfish at home

Ear,nose and throat clinic.

"My mother wants to know if she can borrow a cup of jelly beans!"

The Pied Piper

So, what's the secret ingredient to your famous 'Cow Pie' jelly?

'Are you licking me or the jam on my face?'

"It's not a Portuguese man-of-war. It's a breakfast crêpe."

"It's jelly right now, but I've just started a full regimen of core exercises.

'Every time I catch something in tendrils, it tickles!'

"I've found my soul mate!"