Jelly Jam Fan Gifts

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Lunch Meet

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"Bev sure takes the last leg literally."

Football party

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'She is being impossible again.'

"In recognition of Jim's achievements during his long career with the company, we've put together this hilarious twenty minute gag reel..."

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

Jelly Fish

"He does everything one could expect of a parakeet and more."

My doctor recommended exercise to slim down and orange juice for the vitamins. A weight and C approach!

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

'Now, that's entertainment!'

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

Octopus Juggling Balls

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

"Lay off the jelly beans."

Talented Waiter

"I believe you misread the ad. We're looking for someone jolly."

"My mother wants to know if she can borrow a cup of jelly beans!"

Tambourine.