Strawberry Jam Fan Gifts

'Sorry I'm late. I got caught in a traffic jam. Fortunately, it was my favourite - strawberry.'

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Garden.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Gooseberry Fool...

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

The Brazilian Blow dry

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

Strawberry Shake

I love what you've done with your hare.

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

'I'm collecting llama poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Yes, it is hot in here."

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

Banana

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

"Do you have these apples in green?"

Doctor to patient: 'Tell me about these melon-collie feelings.'

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!