Jam Fan Gifts

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

Michael Jackson.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

'...Love, honour, obey, and wipe that silly grin off your face?'

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

A 1950's Barber Shop

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Football party

Preserved

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

Terry Wogan

Hard Rock Cafe.

Apricot flavoured traffic 'jam'...on toast.

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

Cottage Industry

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

Back to the '80s: Pumping up the jam.

"Forget it, Carl."

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'