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"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Preserved

Football party

A 1950's Barber Shop

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'...Love, honour, obey, and wipe that silly grin off your face?'

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

Cottage Industry

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

Back to the '80s: Pumping up the jam.

"Forget it, Carl."

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!