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Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Jelly I.V.

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Lunch Meet

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

Football party

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

"He does everything one could expect of a parakeet and more."

Jelly Fish

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

'Now, that's entertainment!'

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

Octopus Juggling Balls

'Niche market'

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

Talented Waiter

"I believe you misread the ad. We're looking for someone jolly."