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"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

"No religious nuts!"

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

For the Love of Peanut Butter

"That's your separation anxiety? When the oil separates in your all-natural peanut butter?"

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"It's like as soon as we got married the man became so stupid we can't even remember how to slap some peanut butter on a cracker."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

"Keep it open."

'More bad news from the lab. You're allergic to peanuts.'

Circus peanuts are, ironically, not for circus elephants.

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"Peanut butter and jelly...simple...delicious... why didn't I think of that?"