Peanut Fan T-Shirts

Yeah, his new shell looks weird, but it smells weirdly delicious.

"Keep it open."

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Gooseberry Fool...

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Table Of The Elephants

The Brazilian Blow dry

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

I love what you've done with your hare.

Strawberry Shake

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

Lunch Meet

'My final offer.'

"No religious nuts!"

Banana

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"Yes, it is hot in here."

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'