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Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

'Yes, the peanuts are free. But, we still expect you to buy a drink!'

'My final offer.'

Mr. Coronapeanut.

'Care to discuss a merger?'

Think Small.

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

Basics: bar and free peanuts.

'Wow. I just can't decide. ... OK, I guess I'll go with the peanuts.'

Eagle Dance/Peanut Dance.

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"I take a probiotic. Ed swears by beer and peanuts."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Snoopy with Laptop

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

You are what you eat!

Table Of The Elephants

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'