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"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Today is Sparky's 100th birthday!"

'He's not real, It's just something Charles Schulz made up'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Snoopy with Laptop

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

You are what you eat!

Table Of The Elephants

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'My final offer.'

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

"No religious nuts!"

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.