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"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

You are what you eat!

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Table Of The Elephants

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'My final offer.'