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'Our first order of business is to find where the peanuts are kept.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Table Of The Elephants

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'My final offer.'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

"No religious nuts!"

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

For the Love of Peanut Butter

P*ssed-atchios...

"That's your separation anxiety? When the oil separates in your all-natural peanut butter?"

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

"It's like as soon as we got married the man became so stupid we can't even remember how to slap some peanut butter on a cracker."

"He never outgrew his love of milk and cookies. He just added beer and peanuts."