Peanut Lovers Prints

'Our first order of business is to find where the peanuts are kept.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Snoopy with Laptop

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Table Of The Elephants

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'My final offer.'

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"No religious nuts!"

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

For the Love of Peanut Butter

"That's your separation anxiety? When the oil separates in your all-natural peanut butter?"

"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"

P*ssed-atchios...

Doug has another one of his flying dreams.

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

Food Science Lab. There's jealousy among the peanut butter molecules. "Smooth" does out all the time and "chunky" can't get a date.

"It's like as soon as we got married the man became so stupid we can't even remember how to slap some peanut butter on a cracker."