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"No, the Great Pumpkin is not where babies come from!!" "You're an idiot, Charlie Brown."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Snoopy with Laptop

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Table Of The Elephants

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'My final offer.'

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"No religious nuts!"

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

"Just because you're retired doesn't mean you get to sit around all day drinking beer and eating peanuts...!"

'I can't help you, it seems you really are npsycuts!'

Doug has another one of his flying dreams.

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"He never outgrew his love of milk and cookies. He just added beer and peanuts."

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

"Keep it open."

Think Small.

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

Circus peanuts are, ironically, not for circus elephants.

'I'm usually cautious as heck, but last Tuesday I got this hot tip on peanut futures in south Georgia...'

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

Pinochio's dad hammering nails in to Pinochio's bottom