Peanut Fan Gifts

"Keep it open."

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Gooseberry Fool...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Table Of The Elephants

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

The Brazilian Blow dry

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

I love what you've done with your hare.

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

Strawberry Shake

Lunch Meet

'My final offer.'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"No religious nuts!"

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

"Yes, it is hot in here."

Banana

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'