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'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'More bad news from the lab. You're allergic to peanuts.'

'Could we go back to popcorn?... Peanut butter sticks to the roof of our beaks.'

"This is exactly why I never touch cheese or peanut butter."

We've put it off long enough. Tomorrow. Nope. I got you sugary snacks, and unhooked the television. Devil. C'mon, it'll be fun. I guess. It is morbid. Time to do our death plan! Ooh, peanut butter cups.

"Surround and attack. But do not be seduced by Kong's creamy, peanut butter filled center."

'Happy Birthday, Chester A. Arthur!'

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

"Peanut butter again?"

"I've found my soul mate!"

Cheshire jellyfish carrying jar of peanut butter

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Snoopy with Laptop

Table Of The Elephants

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Jelly I.V.

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

Lunch Meet

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'My final offer.'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

"No religious nuts!"

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.