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'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'Hank, I don't think this a good time to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.'

"Just remember, it's what's on the inside that counts."

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Snoopy with Laptop

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Table Of The Elephants

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Jelly I.V.

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'My final offer.'

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

"No religious nuts!"

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

For the Love of Peanut Butter

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

"That's your separation anxiety? When the oil separates in your all-natural peanut butter?"