Peanut Butter Sandwich Enthusiast T-Shirts

'How many peanut butter sandwiches to paint my house?'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Table Of The Elephants

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

Jelly I.V.

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

Lunch Meet

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'My final offer.'

The Deli Llama

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"No religious nuts!"

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'A sandwich?'