Peanut Butter Sandwich Enthusiast Gifts

'How many peanut butter sandwiches to paint my house?'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Table Of The Elephants

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

Lunch Meet

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

Jelly I.V.

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'My final offer.'

The Deli Llama

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"No religious nuts!"

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'A sandwich?'

For the Love of Peanut Butter