Peanut Butter Lover Pillows

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'More bad news from the lab. You're allergic to peanuts.'

'Could we go back to popcorn?... Peanut butter sticks to the roof of our beaks.'

"This is exactly why I never touch cheese or peanut butter."

"Surround and attack. But do not be seduced by Kong's creamy, peanut butter filled center."

'Happy Birthday, Chester A. Arthur!'

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

"Peanut butter again?"

"I've found my soul mate!"

Cheshire jellyfish carrying jar of peanut butter

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Table Of The Elephants

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

Lunch Meet

Jelly I.V.

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'My final offer.'

"No religious nuts!"

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

For the Love of Peanut Butter

"That's your separation anxiety? When the oil separates in your all-natural peanut butter?"

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,