Peanut Butter Fanatic Pillows

'I love peanut butter... there's nothing like a home-cooked meal.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Snoopy with Laptop

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Table Of The Elephants

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Lunch Meet

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

Jelly I.V.

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'My final offer.'

"No religious nuts!"

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

"That's your separation anxiety? When the oil separates in your all-natural peanut butter?"

For the Love of Peanut Butter

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

Doug has another one of his flying dreams.

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

Food Science Lab. There's jealousy among the peanut butter molecules. "Smooth" does out all the time and "chunky" can't get a date.

"It's like as soon as we got married the man became so stupid we can't even remember how to slap some peanut butter on a cracker."