Peanut Butter Perfectionist Pillows

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

You're the puff in my pastry!

Picking pastries.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Baking

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Cookery Lesson.

Table Of The Elephants

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

Jelly I.V.

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'My final offer.'

"No religious nuts!"

American Pastry

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

I Bake. Deal with it.

Come dine with me!

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

For the Love of Peanut Butter