Peanut Butter Perfectionist Mugs

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

You're the puff in my pastry!

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Picking pastries.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Baking

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Cookery Lesson.

Table Of The Elephants

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

Jelly I.V.

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'My final offer.'

American Pastry

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

"No religious nuts!"

I Bake. Deal with it.

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

Come dine with me!

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

"That's your separation anxiety? When the oil separates in your all-natural peanut butter?"