Peanut Butter Mugs

Recipe: Personal Peanut Butter

"Another Bermudez family specialty is born!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Table Of The Elephants

Lunch Meet

Jelly I.V.

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

"No religious nuts!"

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

For the Love of Peanut Butter

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

"That's your separation anxiety? When the oil separates in your all-natural peanut butter?"

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

"It's like as soon as we got married the man became so stupid we can't even remember how to slap some peanut butter on a cracker."

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'