Playful Peanut Butter Enthusiast Mugs

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Snoopy with Laptop

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Table Of The Elephants

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'My final offer.'

"No religious nuts!"

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

"That's your separation anxiety? When the oil separates in your all-natural peanut butter?"

For the Love of Peanut Butter

Doug has another one of his flying dreams.

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

Food Science Lab. There's jealousy among the peanut butter molecules. "Smooth" does out all the time and "chunky" can't get a date.

"It's like as soon as we got married the man became so stupid we can't even remember how to slap some peanut butter on a cracker."