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"It's jelly right now, but I've just started a full regimen of core exercises.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Bear at a vending machine

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Lunch Meet

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

Football party

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"Your candle has gone out."

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

"He does everything one could expect of a parakeet and more."

"Sorry, I don't work here."

'Now, that's entertainment!'

Warming hands over soup.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"Keep it open."

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"The wrangler within wants pancakes."