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Donut Free Zone: 'Signs designed to keep cops off our turf!'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Today's special... donuts.

Apple Pie Abduction

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"What did Jesus order?"

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Flan-eating bacteria

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"How about a little more coffee?"

Bear at a vending machine

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"You complete me."

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.