Donut Fan Gifts

Donut Free Zone: 'Signs designed to keep cops off our turf!'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Today's special... donuts.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Apple Pie Abduction

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"What did Jesus order?"

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Flan-eating bacteria

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

"How about a little more coffee?"

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Easter Candy Island.

Bear at a vending machine

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"You complete me."

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.