Mj Fan Gifts

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

French Animal Noises.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Football fans in corona times

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

Cricket widow's revenge

'I should try the polyclinic, sir.'

"Please hold...for music while you wait..."

Donald Trump as a Baby Joker

'Please do not adjust your set -- I'm just a little hung over.'

"The jury would like to say that this case was not as juicy as it promised to be."

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

'My proposed legislation is based on the concept that 'a rising tide lifts all boats.''

A bear points out the hunter who shot him in the bum in a police line-up

"Instead of hibernating, he entertained himself this winter in his man cave."

City Court: 'Justice delayed is par for the course.'

"When you put on a magic silk hat, things can get out of hand pretty quickly,

'What happened to good old fashioned music where you can't hear the words?'

Enjoying summer baseball, D-style.