Mj Fan Gifts

'Congratulations, Commander Z'blug -- your Michael Jackson project was a complete success!'

Michael Jackson.

Bowled over again!

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

French Animal Noises.

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Football fans in corona times

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

Cricket widow's revenge

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

'I should try the polyclinic, sir.'

"Please hold...for music while you wait..."

Donald Trump as a Baby Joker

"The jury would like to say that this case was not as juicy as it promised to be."

Lord Summerisle was a Big Jacko fan...

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

'Please do not adjust your set -- I'm just a little hung over.'

'My proposed legislation is based on the concept that 'a rising tide lifts all boats.''

A bear points out the hunter who shot him in the bum in a police line-up

"Instead of hibernating, he entertained himself this winter in his man cave."

Why are you sniffing my gavel, counselor? I love the smell of justice in the morning.

City Court: 'Justice delayed is par for the course.'

There's a factory up here making something exported to earth? Yeah, people down there want a match made in heaven!

"When you put on a magic silk hat, things can get out of hand pretty quickly,

Fans at Michael Jackson's funeral.

'What happened to good old fashioned music where you can't hear the words?'

When the temperature soars, I lug out this big, weighty thing. Pant pant. Ugh! then I louldy play some songs from Metallica and Iron Maiden. It's heavy metal fan.